The Owner Of A Travelling Circus Was Down On His Luck And Close To Bank- Ruptcy, When He Decided That The Only Way To Increase Attendance Was To Find A Great Act That Couldn't Be Topped.

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The owner of a travelling circus was down on his luck and close to bank-
ruptcy, when he decided that the only way to increase attendance was to find
a great act that couldn't be topped. Since his lion tamer had quit, he put an
ad in the local paper for a replacement, requesting that all applicants come
to the circus the next day to audition.

The following day, two individuals showed up, a regular-looking guy, and a
knockout woman with a body that wouldn't quit. "Lady's first," declared the
owner, as he handed a whip, gun and chair to the beauty. He opened the cage
door. As a lion entered the cage from the other side, the woman, threw the
gun and whip aside, stripped off all of her clothes, sat on the chair with
her legs spread and looked the lion straight in the eye. The lion, being
most impressed with the sight before him, buried his head between the woman's
thighs and 'went wild.' After 15 minutes, the lion backed away from her and,
totally exhausted, rolled on his side and passed out.

While watching this, the circus owner knew he had the money maker that he
needed and was rubbing his hands together, thinking of all of the money he
was going to make with his new act. Turning to the man beside him, he asked,
"Well, do you think you can top that?" To which the man replied, "You bet
your ass I can! Just get that fucking lion out of the cage ..."

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