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• Nuke 'em till they glow & shoot 'em in the dark!
• BUMPER STICKER: - "Nuke them till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: They don't need to, they glow in the dark....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician. "How old, do you think, am I?
  he asks coyly. "Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q:" How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....