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• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q:" How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• Q:" How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....