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• Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name .
  ..", etc....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your doorstep? A: Matt.
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door? Matt.
• My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
  Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....
• Steve Lindsey
• The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
  He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
• From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
  Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....