Hello. I Can't Come To The Phone Now Because--HEY, GEORGE!

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Hello. I can't come to the phone now because--HEY, GEORGE! DON'T STAND
ON THAT--goddam. ...because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over
<loud music cuts in>...BARBARA! HEY! DON'T FUCK WITH THAT!...over for
dinner. After the tone...BARBARA, CALL YOUR DOG...MILLIE! DOWN GIRL!
..shit...Leave a message after the tone...HEY, FUCKHEAD...

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