Hello, I'm Not Hear Right Now. In Fact, I'm Out Getting A New Parakeet.

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"Hello, I'm not hear right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you.
Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage
with a vacuum cleaner."

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