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Hello, I'm Not Hear Right Now. In Fact, I'm Out Getting A New Parakeet.
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"Hello, I'm not hear right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you.
Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage
with a vacuum cleaner."
Related:
Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989....
The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
imitating Mr. Rogers] "Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....
Last year my roommate had a machine but he hated to make the outgoing message.
Stage fright, I guess. So I usually made them. One that we usually used during exam time wa...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake....
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....