Hello, This Is Jim. Unfortunately I Can't Answer The Phone Right Now Because I've Just Come Back From The Mirror Worlds And I'm Still Made Up Of Antimatte

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"Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now
because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of
antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy
release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker.
So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my
component particles have been restored to their normal charges."

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