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After The Tone, Leave Your Name, Number, And Tell Where You Left The Money.
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After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left
the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to
come out of hiding.
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After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding....
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now
o after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following word...
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....