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E'llo." "My Name Is Inigo Montonya." "You Killed My Father.
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"E'llo."
"My name is Inigo Montonya."
"You killed my father."
"Leave your name and number, and prepare to die."
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You kill my father. Prepare to die.
ahhhhhhhhh...hhhhhhhhhhhhh (heavy breathing sounds, like an obcene phone call) Oh, shit, you called me!
Sorry, leave your name and number at the beep....
In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music &l
In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached {name} dial a confession....
Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever one wins will call you right back....
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so* depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone....
Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...