Click) "You Have Reached The CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.

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(click) "You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your
voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for
later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to
use the sound of _your_ voice for literally thousands of illegal
and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial
consultation, however our staff of professional extortionists
will be contacting you in the near future to further explain the
benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of
payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone.
Thank you." (BEEEEEEEEEEEP)

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