My Solution Is Upon Realizing That I'm Talking With A "telemarketing Representative", I Ask

My Solution Is Upon Realizing That I'm Talking With A "telemarketing Representative", I Ask

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My solution is upon realizing that I'm talking with a "telemarketing
representative", I ask: "Are you a telemarketer?" The answer
(suprisingly) is usually yes. I then go into a sales pitch to
sell a (nonexistant) telephone ear-cusion.
I insist that every telemarketer must have one for safety and comfort.
Eventually, they'll forget to try selling me anything.

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