Hi, dudes, this is 031 343 xxxx. This is the Teenage Mutant Hero
Turtles' secret underground hideaway. I'm afraid we're all out just now
on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering machine
messages, but if you know what The Shredder has done to April O'Neill,
or if you know where he is, or if you can think of a decent pizza
recipe, just leave your name and number and we'll ring you right back.
But don't say anything yet! Enemy agents may be listening. When the
computer has checked they're not eavesdropping, it will make a bleeping
noise and you can speak freely.'
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...