Hi, This Is Dave. By Getting This Message Instead Of The Person You Were Originally Calling You Have Stumbled Into The Position Of Having To Come Up With Some Reasonable One-sided Interpretation Of Your Original Reason Forcalling And Leave It On An Uncaring Audio Tape Which Will Not Preserve Your Normally Functioning Wit And Power Of Speech.

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Hi, this is Dave. By getting this message instead of the person you were
originally calling you have stumbled into the position of having to come up
with some reasonable one-sided interpretation of your original reason
forcalling and leave it on an uncaring audio tape which will not preserve your
normally functioning wit and power of speech. NOW!!!! (beep)

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