What is the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive.
What's red all over and silver?
A skin-peeled baby with forks in its eyes.
One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys stood up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't belive this lie it true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Dracula met Frankenstein in the street one day. Drackie says
to Frankie; "You know, you're better than all my friends put
together.......Come to think of it, you ARE all my friends
put together!"
