A Man And His Little Boy Were Walking Through The Park When A Honeybee Landed Near Them.

A Man And His Little Boy Were Walking Through The Park When A Honeybee Landed Near Them.

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A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee
landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father
gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added,
"Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!". Pretty soon
a butterfly landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you
can't have any butter for two weeks!". When they got home, they
went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor. The
mother ran over and stomped on it. The boy said to his father,
"Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?".

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