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  Standing in front of the elephant-cage, the boy asks his fathe...
• A father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day.
  So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• One day a boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Dad whats the difference between hypothetically and reality?
  His father said, "Well son I'll show you. Go over to your mother and ask her if she would screw the guy across the street for $...
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
  "What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them....
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....