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• Q: What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?
  A: A pussy is that nice warm thing you cuddle up to at night, a cunt is what it is attached to....
• Q: What's the worst thing about eating a hairless pussy?
  A: Putting the diaper back on when you're finished....
• Q: What's the most crooked thing in the world? A
  A fart - it's pointed at your feet, but hits you in the nose....
• Q: What's the difference between black pussy and a bowling ball? A: You can eat a bowling ball!
• Q: What do you call a pussy that takes messages for you? A: An answering cervix.
• Q: What's the fastest animal in the world? A: An Ethiopian chicken.
• Q: Whats the function of a woman? A: Life-support system for a pussy.
• Q: What's the best thing to come out of a dick? A: The wrinkles.
• Kotex not best thing in world, but next to it.