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Q: What's The Most Crooked Thing In The World? A
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Q: What's the most crooked thing in the world?
A: A fart - it's pointed at your feet, but hits you in the nose.
Related:
Q: What's the smelliest thing in the world? A: An anchovy's pussy.
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Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
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Q: What's the last thing that goes through an insect's mind when it hits the windshield at 55 mph?
A: Its asshole....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: Full.
Your nose runs, your feet smell. Hey, your upside down!
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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart after you pull the meat out!...