LUCASFILM TO SEND ACTORS TO JUPITER Marin (KPI) -- LucasFilm And Industrial Light & Magic Today Revealed Plans To Film The Third Star Wars Trilogy In Orbit Around Jupiter.

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LUCASFILM TO SEND ACTORS TO JUPITER

Marin (KPI) -- LucasFilm and Industrial Light & Magic today revealed
plans to film the third Star Wars trilogy in orbit around Jupiter. The
actors and film crew for the movies will be the first human beings ever
to venture outside the orbit of Mars. "Due to the rising price of
special effects, and the public's demand for ever more realism, filming
on location is simply the only way we can hope to break even at the box
office," a spokesthing for LucasFilm told reporters. Since the journey
will last many months, cryogenic hibernation technology -- first
developed by ILM to keep actors for the second trilogy young -- will be
used for all humans on board. The ship will be piloted by an ILM 203
mobile computer, who will also play the part of R2D2 in the films. The
rest of the ship crew is still under construction. The launch is
scheduled for February 20, 2020, and will take place in Florida, where
ILM will temporarily take over Pad B of Disneyworld's popular "Moon Ride,"
the largest launch facility in the U.S. "It's not the most
economical launch window," a Disney spokesthing said, "but it is the off-season,
and we wouldn't want to deprive any kid of a chance to visit the moon."

With today's technology we were able to put a man on the moon. But then
why can't we put a man on Martina? (tennis)

He: They have a new pill that will relieve suffering from PMS - do you want
any ?
She: Why would you ask ? I don't suffer from PMS.
He: You're right - YOU don't suffer from PMS.

My uncle was a young man growing up on the farm and had twin sisters
slightly younger than he was. He was walking in the pasture one
day when he spotted them approaching but still some distance away.
Spotting an old pail lying nearby, he quickly set it upside down over a
large, fresh cow pie and sat down on the pail. When the sisters
reached him, they demanded to know what he had under the pail but
he refused to tell them. After they begged and pleaded for a time,
he said, "Oh, all right. I'll lift the pail and whoever grabs it
first can have it." Then he lifted the pail a bit, the sisters made
a grab for whatever was under it, and IT WAS A TIE!

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