You Know You Are Getting Old When:
- You Go Upstairs To The Bathroom And Wonder Why Your In There When You Arrive
- The Checkout Girl At The Supermarket Says "plastic Or Paper" And You
Answer "check"
- It Takes You All Night To Do What You Used To Do All Night
- You Are Out With The Boys For A Drink And You Want To Get Home
By 11pm To Watch The News
- You Are At Party And You Don't Fancy Sleeping Over In A Sleeping
Bag On The Nice Hard Floor
- After Your Third Beer You Really Fancy A Cup Of Tea
- You Dunk Your Biscuits In Your Tea
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You know you are getting old when: