You Know You Are Getting Old When: - You Go Upstairs To The Bathroom And Wonder Why Your In There When You Arrive - The Checkout Girl At The Supermarket Says "plastic Or Paper" And You Answer "check" - It Takes You All Night To Do What You Used To Do All Night - You Are Out With The Boys For A Drink And You Want To Get Home By 11pm To Watch The News - You Are At Party And You Don't Fancy Sleeping Over In A Sleeping Bag On The Nice Hard Floor - After Your Third Beer You Really Fancy A Cup Of Tea - You Dunk Your Biscuits In Your Tea Q

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You know you are getting old when:
- you go upstairs to the bathroom and wonder why your in there when you arrive
- the checkout girl at the supermarket says "plastic or paper" and you
answer "check"
- it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
- you are out with the boys for a drink and you want to get home
by 11pm to watch the news
- you are at party and you don't fancy sleeping over in a sleeping
bag on the nice hard floor
- after your third beer you really fancy a cup of tea
- you dunk your biscuits in your tea

Q: Name 3 famous people who where shot in the back of the head?
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. John F. Kennedy
3. The person in the seat in front of Pee Wee Herman.

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