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I Saw This On A T Shirt.... A Chicken And An Egg Are Laying (lying?
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I saw this on a T shirt....
A chicken and an egg are laying (lying?) in bed smoking a cigaret. They
obviously just got done having sex.
The caption on the bottom reads...."WHO CAME FIRST?"
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