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• Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her 6 male friends?
  She came home with a red snapper....
• There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
  He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
  27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....
• A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
  Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....
• A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
  Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....
• Did you here about the new tractor Reagan designed for farmers?
  It has no seat or steering wheel. It's meant for the farmer that lost his ass and doesn't know which direction he's going....