At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and
ordered a Bud in a bottle. She picks up the Bud and downs
it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their
sockets and she falls off the bar stool. Jim rushes around
the bar to see what assistance he can give her. She is
laying there passed out but otherwise seems all right. He
doesn't want to leave her laying on the floor and decides
to carry her back to the office and let her sleep it off on
the couch.
As luck would have it the bar was deserted and that left
the task of carrying her dead weight all by himself. If
you have ever tried to lift a grown person that was passed
out you will have some idea of his plight. Well he
struggled along and by the time he got to the couch he was
pretty hot (in more ways than one) since in the process her
clothes had slipped here and there reveling her firm, round
luscious body. He also noticed she was not wearing panties
and figured what the hay, what she doesn't know won't hurt
her. So he took off his clothes and "had his way with
her".
Later that evening he relayed the story in strict
confidence to a good friend. The next day just before 3:00
his friend came into the bar. At 3:00 sharp the same girl
came in and ordered a Bud in a bottle. She picks up the
Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back
in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool. Jim's
friend helps carry her back to the office and they both
have their way with her.
The next day at 3:00 sharp the same girl came in and
ordered a Bud in a bottle. She picks up the Bud and downs
it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their
sockets and she falls off the bar stool. Jim's friend and
two of his friends and two of their friends help carry her
back to the office and they ALL have their way with her.
Some of them twice.
The next day Jim's place has about 20 guys who come in
just before 3:00. At 3:00 sharp the same girl comes in and
orders a Bud Light. Jim asks why she switched.
"Well", she replies "I've got to lay off it for a while.
It was making my pu$$y sore!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
