A man was standing on a street corner whene he saw a funeral prosession.
At the end of the prosession was a man with a dog and a hundred or more
other guys. Being curious man 1 asked "I hate to bother you in your
moment of grief but I was wonderen what is going on, I ain't never seen
nothing like this." Man 2 "My wife died." Man 1 "I'm sorry to hear that."
Man 2 "The dog here, my Doberman Pincher mauled her to death." Man 1
stops and thinks about this for a second and asks "Can I barrow your dog
there." Man 2 "Get in line buddy."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...