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  When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive redhead behind the wheel....
• This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over.
  The officer asks to see her license. The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face, and asks what a license is....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....
• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
  A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
• Common Verbal Abuse A man is driving with his wife, and runs a yellow light.
  A cop pulls him over and says "I'm going to give you a ticket for running the light....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Two Polacks are drving along in their truck when the y see a pig by the side of the road.
  Well, this is pretty unusual, so they stop for a look....