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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only six hours to live.
  He rushes home and tells his wife and then says lets make love....
• A blond guy visits the hospital. "I want to be castrated!
  he demands cheerfully. "Are you sure about this?...
• Woman in her 40's never had sex. She decides to go to an oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her, since she had heard so much about their ancient herb and other knowledge.
  Doctor tells her to strip from the waist down. She goes behind the curtain and does....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....