Did you hear that Dahmer's kids are spoiled rotten??.
One day, all the parts of the body got together to decide who should be
boss. The first one who spoke was the brain, saying, "I should be boss
because I control all of you other parts of the body." Next the arms
spoke and said "but without me, the body probably could survive, so I
should be boss." The legs then spoke up and said, "but without me, the
body couldn't get anywhere, so I should be boss." The eyes had their say
too -- "without me the body couldn't navigate, so I should be boss."
While they were all arguing, the ass-hole spoke up. "What about me?" it
said. All the other parts of the body laughed. How could the ass-hole be
boss? So the ass-hole got mad and closed up. Soon the arms became
shaky, the legs wobbly, the eyes crossed, and the brain couldn't think
straight, and they all conceded and made the ass-hole boss.
The moral of the stroy is...........
You don't have to a brain, have vision, be a mover, or the right arm ro be
boss --- JUST AN ASS-HOLE!!
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
