I Needed To Paint My House, So I Went To The Hardware Store And Bought Some Used Paint In The Shape Of My House.

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I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought
some used paint in the shape of my house. I also bought some batteries,
but they weren't included so I had to buy them again.
I have a telescope on the peephole on my door, so I can see who's at the
door for two hundred miles.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
Steven Wright

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