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I Bought Some Batteries, But They Weren't Included
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included
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Batteries not included.
I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint in the shape of my house.
I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again....
houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....
I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to keep.
Please take it with you!") recently. Quoted without permissio...
For THIS I bought a computer?
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
Flamethrower not included...
I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after.