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• An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?
  "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
  He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
• All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....