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• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....