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  About that time Woody Woodpecker flies by and hears the commotion....
• There was a woodpecker from texas went to see his cousin in Alaska.
  His cousin said, "See that tree over there? I have been trying to peck a hole in that tree for five years, no luck....
• Names 1. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
  2. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali....
• If They Married If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.
  <BR><BR> If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting....
• 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (CAJUN STYLE) Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree.
  I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in deswamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma....
• BANG!............Freeze.
• Q: What do you call 6 Iraqi's with a sheep? A: A gang bang.
• Bang! I'm dead!
• No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.