Chip and Dale were eating nuts one day and arguing over what kind of tree
they were sitting in. About that time Woody Woodpecker flies by and hears
the commotion. Says Woody, "I'll settle the argumant." "O.k.," said the
squirrels. So Woody finds himself a good perch and proceeds to peck away.
After quite awhile, too exhausted to continue, he finishes. Chip and Dale,
excited to find out who's right, ask him, "Well, what is it?" Says Woody,
"I don't know what you were arguing about - that was the best piece of ash
I ever stuck my pecker in."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
