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  he first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood, the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma....
• Three vampires walked into a bar and sat at a corner table.
  The barmaid walked over and asked what they would like to drink....
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• Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
  "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...
• Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
  "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...
• Three Psychiatrists... While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
  "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems....
• Irish Logic... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
  .. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....