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• Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
  A: She used to teach math, but now she's history....
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Why did the Muslim stop eating his wife? he overheard someone call her a pig.
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
  He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
• A Little Planning Goes a Long Way Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
  !!...