A Mexican, a Spaniard and a South Side Milwaukeean (SSM) died and found
themselves at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greeted them and said
that they would have to pass a small test in order to be admitted into
heaven. The test consisted of St. Pete uttering a common phrase leaving
off the last word... the candidates were to finish the sentence and spell
the word.
The Mexican was first. <St. Pete> Old McDonald had a ____?
<Mexican> "Ranch" R-A-N-C-H
<St. Pete> You're a good speller but the word was wrong so go to the back
of the line.
The Spaniard was next. <St. Pete> Old McDonald had a ____?
<Spaniard> "Villa" V-I-L-L-A
<St. Pete> Sorry, but the word was incorrect although you too are a good
speller. Go to the back of the line.
Next the SSM. <St. Pete> Old McDonald had a ____?
<SSM> "Farm" E-I-E-I-O.
