For the grand opening of a super-de-luxe deli in Vegas,
the proud owner stopped at nothing to shout the news
about! He even hired two ping-pong players to play on a
table in front of the new deli. Since it WAS a deli,
the players used pickles instead of balls, and the
crowd cheered wildly as the pickles were batted back
and forth across the net. They called it, of course,
"The Volley of the Dills."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
