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After His Classroom Had Been Remodeled, The College Professor Was Heard Mooning About, Missing The Good Old Dais.
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After his classroom had been remodeled, the college professor
was heard mooning about, missing the good old dais.
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An economist is back in his old college town many years after graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors.
He happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he picks it up to look at it....
From coltoff@prc.unisys.com Wed Jan 18 18:30:03 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: coltoff@prc.unisys.com (Joel Coltoff) Subjec...
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories....
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
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