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• From coltoff@prc.unisys.com Wed Jan 18 18:30:03 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: coltoff@prc.unisys.com (Joel Coltoff) Subjec...
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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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  Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!...
• It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
  Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal would probably just use all his money to booze it up and go after the girls (since this is what he himself had done)....
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  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
  "Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....