Other signs:
On an asphalt truck - "LET US FILL YOUR CRACK"
At an office - "ACE EXTERMINATING - WE KILL BUGS DEAD
WALK-IN'S WELCOME"
At a muffler shop - "NO MUFF TOO TOUGH FOR US"
At a garden shop - "WE NOW HAVE KRICKET KRAP"
On a gov't issue car - "FULTON COUNTY DISASTER COORDINATOR"