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Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser
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Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
Speak softly and carry a big shtick
baby duck Why does the baby duck walk softly? Because it's a baby and it can't walk, hardly.
Q: Why do baby ducks walk softly? A: Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Why, no. Have YOU snorted laser toner?
