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• Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
• Q: Why do Blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
• Walk softly and carry a megawatt lase
• Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
• Q: Why should you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
  A: So you can see the expression on its face....
• Q: Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes? A
  To keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk...
• Q: Why do so many black people wear high heels? A: So their knuckles won't scrape when they walk.
• Raise ducks for a quack profit.