A CHINESE PERSON IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS JEWISH FRIEND. AS BOTH ARE
ABSORBED WITH THEIR MEAL, THE JEWISH FRIEND HAULS OFF AND BELTS HIS
CHINESE FRIEND, KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT??" "FOR
PEARL HARBOR", THE JEWISH FRIEND REPLIES....."BUT I'M CHINESE...THAT WAS
THE JAPANESE!!!." ..."CHINESE, JAPANESE...THEY'RE ALL ALIKE"
tHE DINNER GOES ON WHEN, SUDDENLY, THE CHINESE FRIEND KNOCKS HIS JEWISH
FRIEND TO THE FLOOR...."WHAT WAS THAT FOR????" ..."THE TITANIC"...."BUT
THE TITANTIC WAS SUNK BY AN ICEBERG"....."ICEBERG, GOLDBERG...THEY'RE
ALL ALIKE".....
