This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the
drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you
want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn
you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're
Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you
sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to
explain it five times......."