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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
• Our hero is at a bar,starting to tell this joke....
  Shhhh! "This jock walked into a bar on night.." "Hey buddy"....
• On Second Thought A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?
  In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something....
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
• The Empire State Building This guy goes to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.
  It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy....
• Drunk A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk.
  He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink....
• A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
• This German guy wants to marry this Polish lady, but Poland has a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish
  o, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed....