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• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• This is a simple, harmless, and hilarious practical joke, that has claimed me as a victim.
  The setting is a pool hall, bar, or anyplace else with a pool (billiards) table....
• Try this one out sometime. While the victim is asleep carefully put Vaseline between his/her toes.
  What you will obeserve is the person's toes starting to wiggle....
• Pick-em!
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? A: One if you hit 'em right.
• If it ain't broke, hit it harder.
• God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St.
  Peter teed his ball up and hit it. It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway....