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• Try this one out sometime. While the victim is asleep carefully put Vaseline between his/her toes.
  What you will obeserve is the person's toes starting to wiggle....
• How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English they pick up.
• It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
  Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....
• Next time when you are having dinner, keep an empty jug of water on the table.
  When somebody asks you to pass the jug, pretend while picking it up that it is full of water and heavy....
• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall in my undergrad days.
  The food service used opaque plastic salt and pepper shakers with pop-off tops that could be pried off with a knife blade if you were persistent enough....
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....