"What are you doing that for?", Bill asked, looking at his friend
Tyrone. The large, muscular negro had just finished using a urinal and
before zipping up, banged his cock against the side of the receptacle
three times.
"You oughta try it," Tyrone explained as he zipped up, "it'll make your
dick bigger." Bill scoffed politely. "Naw man, I mean it. Come on,
just humor me: every morning when you get up and take a leak, bang your
dick against the toilet three times. I'll bet you anything it works."
Sceptical but good natured, Bill agrees to try his friend's advice. The
next morning, he pulls himself out of bed, urinates, and beats his pud
against the toilet. Every morning for two weeks he performs this
procedure, and upon close inspection, he realizes his cock is indeed
almost half an inch longer.
From then on, he enthusiastically performs this task. One morning,
however, the banging noise rouses his wife from sleep in the next room.
"Tyrone, is that you?" she asks.
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