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  The man pulled over and the police car stopped behind him....
• An old country gentleman and his wife were out driving one day, when a police officer pulled him over.
  What seems to be the trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman....
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  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
• Great Excuse A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
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  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....