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• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
  He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.